Black people

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jokes r dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Hello

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the bunny eat his food

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

two fish are in a tank.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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