so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why Because

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Kate

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Pickle!

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