- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler is my role model

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

barack osama

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's your name? You tell me.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Ben is gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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