What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A fat man buys a salad

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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jack shine has boobs

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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cheese

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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