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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Real jokes.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Herman Cain

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

how does peploe get around they walk

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Indeed.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Your mum is dead

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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