What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

go go gadget

Pickle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Aodhan Hearty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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