What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Come in

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Men's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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PENIS

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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