I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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The WNBA

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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