What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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So dont touch it

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Slavery lol

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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