- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Robin, get in the car.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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