Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What time is it? 10:58

A horse walks into a bar...n

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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