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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Women's rights.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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