What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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cheese

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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