- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

I LIKE TURLES.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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