roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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newt gingrich

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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