Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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this website...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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