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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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you are gay

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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