- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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