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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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So dont touch it

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Slavery lol

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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