Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

George W. Bush

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Icecream

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Come in

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

you are gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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