God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Benevolent villain.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A van drives into a car.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Y2K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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