a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What break when you talk?

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

okay.....

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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