- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

the WNBA

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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