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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats better than shoes feet

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Guess what? Chicken butt

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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