Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What is 69? A two digit number.

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