Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Hi poop!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Justin Bieber

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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