your momma's an antijoke

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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