- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Indeed.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Nickelback.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

pubic lice.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

I am really good at math debating

What break when you talk?

Baseball

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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