- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

pubic lice.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

I am really good at math debating

What break when you talk?

Baseball

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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