What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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i am predestal

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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I love boobs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Women's Rights

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Jasper sucks.

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