What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Punchline.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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SAY

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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PENIS

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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