What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Herman Cain

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Indeed.

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