Noah is Smart.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Potato salad

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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newt gingrich

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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