Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Hi poop!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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