there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Obamacare!

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a banana

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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a horse walks into a barn

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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