What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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go go gadget

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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penis

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