- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

I LIKE TURLES.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

whats better than shoes feet

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Women's Rights

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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