- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Women

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

gay marriage.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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