- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

drugs.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Mmmm, donuts

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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