- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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