Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What do people say? words.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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