What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Please don't rape me.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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i like potatoes

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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