Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Women's Golf

I love boobs

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

knock knock whos there .. derp

A fat man buys a salad

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Women

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

One Big Ass Mistake America

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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