What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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want to go home? yea

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Bing

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you are gay

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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