- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A fat man buys a salad

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Knock Knock Good one...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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