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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Jewish People

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

your all shit at jokes

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Giving birth to the antichrist

Indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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