beiber i straight

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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