- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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