What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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There is a car full of black people.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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GONNA

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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