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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What comes after "Q" R

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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