i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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hi

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Thumbs this up

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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