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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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