What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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penis

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Real jokes.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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I LIKE TURLES.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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