A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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You're so straight!

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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