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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Brett Farve

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

This is not Will Smith.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

Gadaffi

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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