Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

God is religiously proven to be real

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

jack shine has boobs

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

cheese

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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