How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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You're so straight!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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go go gadget

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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