Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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fart

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Brett Farve

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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i am predestal

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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