I am a real homosexual

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Exactly what?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Nickelback.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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