What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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