Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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i have 2 penises

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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