What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

dead babies

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Slavery

9:11 make a wish

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

This is not Will Smith.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

whats better than shoes feet

How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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