Brittney Spears

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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pubic lice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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