Robin, get in the car.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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