What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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alcoholism kills

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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drugs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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throbbing slobber

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My sister has to take a dump

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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