Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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