What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Dan O'Driscoll

Satan called. I put him on hold.

i heart wiener

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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