What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Women's Rights

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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An Irishman stays home

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beiber i straight

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I don't get it

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Baseball

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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What does a man like. food.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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