why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Google Doodles

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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