- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Brett Farve

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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