A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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go go gadget

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Brett Farve

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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