What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Chuck Norris died.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

I am really good at math debating

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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