Ben is gay

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Women rights..

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Herman Cain

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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your life

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

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