What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

milly, milly, milly, cat

if u r not my friend, like this joke

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

i heart wiener

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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