Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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I dislike old people.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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