- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Women rights.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

penis

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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