What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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