- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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