Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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okay.....

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Dear John,

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A van drives into a car.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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