- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

So a baby seal walks into a club

PENIS

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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