What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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go go gadget

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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this website...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why....... Because.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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