"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Bing

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Hi poop!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Hitler is my role model

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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