Why were corners made? For crying.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Bing

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Hi poop!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Hitler is my role model

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

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