What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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