Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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9:11 make a wish

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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