Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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jack shine has boobs

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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cheese

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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