- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

...Jack Vale

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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