- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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