Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Women

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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you are gay

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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want to go home? yea

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Bing

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Anti Joke

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