- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

The WNBA.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Anti jokes are funny

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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