- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

. Deez nuts Ok

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

you are gay

want to go home? yea

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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