I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Anti Joke

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