- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

I LIKE TURLES.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What comes after "Q" R

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Exactly what?

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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