How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A black man killed someone

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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