- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Two women were sitting in silence.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Noah is Smart.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why....... Because.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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