...Jack Vale

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

^that joke's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

thumb_up thumb_down +50

There is a car full of black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

this website...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops