Covietz has a large penis

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock Knock Good one...

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Mexicans working in an office

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

yo momma is so tall shes tall

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

This is not a joke.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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