Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Baseball

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live babies

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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