What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Lockerbie bombing

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

9:11 make a wish

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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