- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

The WNBA

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Women rights.

go go gadget

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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